Sunday, June 20, 2010

How to pretend to like someone, when you really don't

Think about moving out of state
Avoid eye contact
Remember that C thinks you're kind of crazy for hating him so much
Attempt to think of ways that it could be worse
Realize that it could be much worse
Don't drink!
Look away when he won't stop touching your mom
Leave the room when he keeps calling her by that ridiculous nickname
Keep your distance
Try to only be around him when there are other people around too
Work on your fake smile before you see him
Make a conscious effort to keep your face calm and smooth
Don't make eye contact with your sister when you think he's not looking
And most importantly: Try to remember how happy he makes your mom.

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